It's Wednesday at work and Zoltan has a meeting. So, I'm sitting here at the computer, bored out of my mind and google-ing cheesy pick-up lines to make my boyfriend laugh. Here are some of my favs:

*Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

* ARGH! I'm the love pirate and I'm here for your booty!

*I'm no Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want!

*I've forgotten my phone number, can  have yours?

*You're eyes are blue, like the ocean. And, I'm lost at sea.

*Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

*I know it's not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready...

Hahaha. Day made.

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